WHOA now. WHOAAA.
Stop the presses, folks.
A vaguely recognizable B-List actor from that show no one watched just said something that sort of, kind of sounded just a little bit Christian.
Cancel whatever schmuck was supposed to be up next on Fox News. Wake up the Daily Wire writers (if they have any). We've got to get the word out, stat.
We have a new hero on our hands.
This guy was on NETWORK TELEVISON about fifteen years ago, and now he has said something that could conceivably be construed as related to Christianity. What a freaking stud. What boldness. CHRISTIANITY IS BACK, BABY.
The ghostwriting team for the forthcoming inspirational kids' book has been alerted. Get whoever made Fireproof started on the biopic.
Christianity is BACK, baby!
And it's about to get even better, because we just heard a black dude say something vaguely conservative.
Senator Mitch McConnell isn't doing too many interviews these days, but The Babylon Bee's Travis got the opportunity to sit down with the man, the myth, and the legend himself.
