JERUSALEM — Witnesses revealed that total idiot Judas Iscariot dipped his bread in the bowl with Jesus mere seconds after the Lord announced that the one who dipped his bread in the bowl would betray Him.
The remaining disciples reportedly shook their heads in secondhand embarrassment, genuinely unsure how Judas could be so stupid.
"Dude, seriously?" said the Apostle Andrew. "The Rabbi literally just announced that the betrayer would be the guy who dips bread with Him. Brilliant stuff, Judas, immediately dipping your bread in the bowl. At least we know that the guy betraying us is also a moron."
Completely humiliated, Judas reportedly ran out of the room, blushing in shame. The disciples gathered in the upper room sat in shock at Judas's betrayal and utter dumbness. "It's bad enough that he's betraying the Christ, but man, he's also a complete chucklehead," said the Apostle Philip. "Who does that? Someone make sure to write this dipping bread in the bowl thing down so everyone can remember what a dunce Judas was."
At publishing time, total idiot Simon Peter had denied Christ three times just hours after Jesus told him that he would deny Christ three times.
Do you think you can guess which one is the terrorist?
