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There have (apparently) been some pretty heated disagreements between Catholics and Protestants over the years. However, these two opposing camps of Christ-followers may be surprised to find out just how much they have in common!
In an effort to bring about lasting peace throughout Christendom, The Babylon Bee has compiled the following list of things Catholics and Protestants agree on:
The Bible has between 66 and 73 books: We can all completely agree it's somewhere in that range.
Mary was definitely Jesus' mother: See? No arguments.
Jehovah's Witnesses are right out: There has to be a line somewhere.
Candy corn is gross: If you enjoy these waxy, orange wads of sugar, it's unlikely that you belong to the Body of Christ.
Adam and Eve really screwed the pooch: We're all on the same page, fam.
Jesus had a disciple named Peter who was fairly important in some way or another: And let's leave it at that.
Han shot first: Get out of here with your heathen "Special Edition" lies.
Killing babies is really bad: Same team, folks!
That C.S. Lewis guy is alright: The only guy who could make having the middle name "Staples" seem super cool.
Pope Francis is retarded: Right?
See, there's still plenty of common ground between Protestants and those crazy Papists!
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