Several media outlets have officially walked out of the White House Press Corps in solidarity with CNN, MS NOW, and Politico after President Trump banned them from the premises. Now, The Babylon Bee is in a unique position as the only remaining news outlet with White House credentials.
As the only source for news in the White House, The Babylon Bee vows to accurately report every cool thing President Trump does, whether it's bomb Iran or order a Diet Coke. The American people have a right to know how amazing Donald Trump is, and we vow to never let you down.
The Babylon Bee's commitment to truth shall be a beacon of light in a dark world, preventing Democracy from ever dying in darkness — because it won't be dark at all with how much light we're shedding on every subject. Did Trump own the libs today? What does JD Vance think of all his funny memes? What small country is Marco Rubio running today? We will be there to report on this, and more, as it develops.
While other media may care about standing in solidarity with CNN, we solemnly promise to never care about CNN whatsoever. Our duty is to the people.
Stay tuned as we continue to report on the Executive Branch and its various shenanigans.
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Senator Mitch McConnell isn't doing too many interviews these days, but The Babylon Bee's Travis got the opportunity to sit down with the man, the myth, and the legend himself.
