NEW YORK, NY — In a very special new episode of her popular YouTube children's program, content creator Ms. Rachel announced that her beloved sidekick, Herbie the puppet, had joined Hamas as a child soldier.
Ms. Rachel began the episode by greeting her viewers before announcing that Herbie had made the brave and noble decision to leave the United States, travel to Gaza, and fight against Israeli oppression alongside other child combatants.
"Hi, friends!" she said. "We have a very special show for you! Yaaaaaaay! Today, our friend Herbie is going to join Hamas and become a child soldier in the battle against the Jews! Isn't that great? Let's listen to Herbie and tell him how brave he is!"
Herbie then appeared, dressed in military fatigues and a Palestinian keffiyeh, ready to dedicate his life to the destruction of Israel. "That's right, kids!" he said excitedly. "I'm leaving tomorrow to join the ranks of the brave Hamas fighters who are standing against the Jews and their quest to conquer the world and genocide everyone! Not only do they oppress their Arab neighbors in the Middle East, but they also exert control over the United States and manipulate world events however they choose! They must be stopped at all costs! That's why I'm going to be a child soldier and take the fight to Israel. I might die, but I'll take a few of those dirty Jews with me! Watch out, Bibi, I'm coming!"
At publishing time, Ms. Rachel posted a video demanding the release of Herbie the puppet after he was apprehended and detained by the IDF for attempting to carry out a terrorist attack.
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