PHOENIX, AZ — Attendees at Turning Point's AmFest 2025 event experienced an awkward moment last night, as Tucker Carlson interrupted his own speech for an evening prayer to Mecca.
Onlookers were startled as Tucker halted a lengthy speech on cancel culture and looked at his phone. "Ope! Looks like it's that time again!" said Tucker to the confused audience as he rolled out an ornate prayer rug and began to kneel. "It's time to pray. That's important, obviously, and we're going to pray together, clearly. I mean, seriously, obviously. Why wouldn't we? HAHAHAHAHA!"
Sources said Carlson then began chanting in a haunting, melodic voice.
"Allahu Akbar, Allahu Akbar, Allahu Akbar, Allaaaaaaaahu Akbar.
Ashhadu alla ilaha illallah.
Ashhadu anna Muhammadar Rasulullah."
An uproar immediately started among the crowd, with confused audience members trying to make sense of the incident.
"Woah! What's he sayin'? Is he speaking terrorist?" said one agitated audience member. "I think he's speakin' terrorist! Get off the stage, terrorist! Booooooo!"
Carlson reportedly grew agitated as the crowd began to jeer and boo. "You're trying to censor me! This is cancel culture!" he cried. "How dare you! This is loathsome, obviously!"
At publishing time, Carlson had expressed hope for a much warmer reception at the upcoming QatarFest.
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