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WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Trump today announced that "out of an abundance of caution" all reporters present at White House press briefings must wear MAGA masks. All who entered the briefing area were asked to remove any personal masks and to instead don one of the new red masks with "Make America Great Again" embroidered into the fabric.
"These are the best masks, everyone agrees. Really spectacular. They have sunlight, UV rays, disinfectant. Good stuff. They smell great too. Really, really good stuff. The best," Trump explained.
Many reporters complained that the masks were "too insulated" and "made it impossible to comment or ask questions." President Trump said this issue did not concern him at this time.
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