You may have thought Facebook is nothing but a fun way to share pictures with your boomer aunt, but a whistleblower has revealed a dark side to Facebook. Here's what she revealed:
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Almost no one on Facebook actually has hundreds of friends.
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Half the farms in Farmville are secretly growing weed.
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Bill Gates really did offer to give away one billion dollars if enough people like and share this post.
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If you've ever been poked on Facebook, they have your DNA.
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Boomers share an average of 300 million minion memes a day.
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The next-gen Mark Zuckerberg will be indistinguishable from a human being and completely unstoppable.
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The number of "happy birthday" wishes you get on Facebook has no correlation with whether your birthday will be happy.
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The news algorithms are specially calibrated to suppress any mention of Zuckerberg's weird eyes.
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Anyone who has ever used Oculus has had his mind reprogrammed to assassinate Jack Dorsey.
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Conservatives are still allowed to share opinions.
Yikes! This looks bad. Seems like the government may have to step in and take control. That always makes things better.
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