What did you do to earn God's mercy? The Babylon Bee theologians have compiled a complete list of all of the things you did to merit the forgiveness of your sins.
So without further ado, here are the top 0 things you contributed to your salvation:
Honorable mentions:
- The sin that made it necessary.
We hope this helps!
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