Top 0 Things You Did To Earn Your Salvation
Theology · Apr 6, 2023 · BabylonBee.com

What did you do to earn God's mercy? The Babylon Bee theologians have compiled a complete list of all of the things you did to merit the forgiveness of your sins.

So without further ado, here are the top 0 things you contributed to your salvation:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Honorable mentions:

  • The sin that made it necessary.

We hope this helps!


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