What did you do to earn God's mercy? The Babylon Bee theologians have compiled a complete list of all of the things you did to merit the forgiveness of your sins.
So without further ado, here are the top 0 things you contributed to your salvation:
Honorable mentions:
- The sin that made it necessary.
We hope this helps!
California transplants Steve and Timpani try to be the perfect Texas hosts for Brittuni's visit, but Steve quickly realizes he needs a sensible vehicle now that he's about to become a dad.
