WASHINGTON, D.C. — Ahead of a Senate vote on a bill to ban gender-transition surgeries for minors, Senator Corey Booker pledged his unwavering support for the trans community and showed solidarity with trans kids by announcing his plan to get his vagina removed.
Booker, New Jersey's first African American female senator, put it all on the line Thursday when he announced he had paid a doctor to mutilate his gender-specific area to prove a point.
"It's completely normal and healthy to do this," Sen. Booker said in a passionate statement to the press. "How could I in good conscience deprive kids of the right to destroy their bodies? Who are we to protect children from irreparable harm?"
Senator Ted Cruz was quick to point out to Booker that removing his vagina didn't make him a man, it just made him deformed. "What did you do to yourself? You need help," he was overheard saying in a private conversation with Booker.
Following Booker's lead, multiple senators proceeded to remove their genitals in solidarity with young children who may soon no longer have the right to mutilate themselves.
At publishing time, Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer announced that he had undergone "top surgery" to make his chest appear more masculine.
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