To Save Time, Olympics Now Just Announcing Gold Medalists In Advance

Sports · Jun 21, 2021 · BabylonBee.com

Image for article: To Save Time, Olympics Now Just Announcing Gold Medalists In Advance

Previous

Next

Babylon Bee Stream

Babylon Bee Stream

Trending Articles

Canada Orders Toronto Blue Jays Players Euthanized - Article image

Sports · Nov 3, 2025 · 71

Canada Orders Toronto Blue Jays Players Euthanized

TORONTO - Following the team's devastating loss to the Los Angeles Dodgers in Game 7 of the 2025 World Series, the Canadian government announced that ...

L.A. Hosts Yet Another Pride Parade - Article image

U.S. · Nov 3, 2025 · 59

L.A. Hosts Yet Another Pride Parade

LOS ANGELES, CA - In celebration of a historic weekend that brought excitement and joy to the entire city, crowds gathered downtown as Los Angeles hos...

SNAP Beneficiaries Wishing There Were Some Way They Could Trade Their Labor And Services For Money To Buy Food - Article image

U.S. · Nov 3, 2025 · 96

SNAP Beneficiaries Wishing There Were Some Way They Could Trade Their Labor And Services For Money To Buy Food

U.S. - With SNAP funding temporarily blocked, beneficiaries of the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program are reportedly wishing there were some wa...

Taylor Swift Asks Travis Kelce How He Did In The World Series - Article image

Celebs · Nov 3, 2025 · 71

Taylor Swift Asks Travis Kelce How He Did In The World Series

BUFFALO, NY - During a recent podcast appearance with Travis Kelce, Taylor Swift asked the Kansas City Chiefs tight end how he had done in the World S...

Dodgers Purchase 2nd World Series Victory - Article image

Sports · Nov 2, 2025 · 112

Dodgers Purchase 2nd World Series Victory

TORONTO - One of the largest and riskiest investments paid off late Saturday night, as the Los Angeles Dodgers successfully purchased their second Wor...

Government Once Again Casts Nation Into 4:30 P.M. Darkness - Article image

U.S. · Nov 3, 2025 · 80

Government Once Again Casts Nation Into 4:30 P.M. Darkness

U.S. - According to sources, the hidden upper echelon embedded in the United States government once again reveled in victory as it cast the nation int...

Support

Our Sites

Socials

Other Links

YouTube
RSS

© 2025 Babylon Bee. All rights reserved.