Theology
Exclusive: The Babylon Bee Has Obtained God's Timeline For The Rest Of 2020

Through an anonymous source in heaven, The Babylon Bee has recently obtained God's timeline for the rest of 2020. The source, who goes by the alias R.T. Stroll, leaked the below graphic that shows all the wonderful things that are in store for humanity going forward.

Enjoy the rest of the year!

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