CHARLOTTE, NC—After adding 150 pounds of solid muscle to his frame this past off-season, Steven Furtick, pastor of Elevation Church, has reportedly signed a lucrative endorsement deal with MuscleTech Supplements.
“As every Evangelical YouTuber has noticed, Pastor Furtick has gotten absolutely huge,” noted MuscleTech representative Lila Howard in a Friday statement. “We’re looking forward to a mutually-beneficial partnership as Steven becomes the first MuscleTech Brand Ambassador in the world of pastoring.”
Financial terms of the deal were not disclosed, and according to sources, never will be.
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