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The Bible tells the story of God's love for His creation and His plan for salvation -- but since it was written thousands of years ago in different languages, some parts can be hard to understand! It's no surprise that people sometimes get a few things about the Bible wrong, but it's still embarrassing. Like, for example, saying "Revelations" instead of "Revelation." You fool!
Here are some other simple errors to avoid:
Mispronouncing the Book of "Job" as "Job": Rookie move.
Referring to Paul's second letter to the Corinthians as "Two Corinthians": Who would do such a thing?
Adding extra books to the Bible: Like, let's just make up an example, the "Book of Mormon."
Listening to Song of Solomon on audiobook with other people in the car: Amateur mistake.
Looking to King David for gift ideas: Foreskins have really gone out of style. Trust us.
Reading Exodus before watching Prince of Egypt: Totally spoils the movie!
Confusing Mary with the other Mary, the other other Mary, or the other other other Mary: Get with the program.
Reading the genealogies out loud: Many have tried, none have succeeded.
Knowing that Hezekiah was a king and not an actual book of the Bible, but when they do sword drills at Church camp, instead of running up to the front and saying that Hezekiah isn't a book, just sitting there thinking the grownup leading the thing made a mistake, thus losing the whole competition in such brutal fashion it will mark you forever: Just, you know, hypothetically speaking.
Avoid these common mistakes and save yourself the shame and humiliation!
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