WASHINGTON, D.C. — Voters around the nation were immeasurably grieved to hear that the candidate who overspent her campaign account by millions of dollars will now never get the opportunity to fix the American economy.
According to former Harris campaign staffers, it's an immense tragedy that the American public will never get a chance to witness the spendthrift who blew through over a billion dollars in a matter of months as she repairs the national debt and inflation rate.
"To be honest, that's why I was rooting for her," said Chaze Henris, who voted for Kamala for economic reasons. "I just wanted to see her go to work on our national debt. I mean, if she could do so little with so much on just her campaign budget, just imagine how she could have impacted our economy. I've been spending far too little on my gas, groceries, and insurance nowadays anyway. Come on, America!"
Several prominent economics experts such as AOC, Bernie Sanders, and George H. Dwight III, an Ivy League Marxist economist, have confirmed that America really missed out on an opportunity to see Kamala magically do a complete 180° turn on money matters as soon as she got into office.
At publishing time, Kamala had reportedly been considering an invitation to come down and fix the Venezuelan economy.
There's lots to be thankful for, libs!
