U.S. — After word that Kamala Harris had not ruled out another Presidential run, Republicans have generously donated $50 million to her 2028 campaign.
The donors stated that there simply was no one else that they would rather see representing the Democratic party.
"We love what Kamala brings to the table," said Republican donor Jerry Gondolin. "She has everything we want in a Democratic candidate. Honestly, I can't think of anyone better to give our money to. At least, not since Joe Biden is unavailable."
The Republican National Committee has also announced a matching donation up to $500 million for any Democratic donors who would like to support the cause. "If there's anything we can do to get Democrats on board with Kamala, count us in," said RNC chair Joe Gruters. "We would like nothing more than to partner with Democrats to make this happen. This is what real bipartisanship looks like."
At publishing time, Republicans had asked all their registered members to please go ahead and put "Kamala 2028" signs in their yard.
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