RED ALERT! Everything you once believed is a lie. Your toddler is now capable of reaching your counters, and nothing in your home is safe anymore.
"Who needs to baby-proof? Babies can't even move," you once said. How naive you were. This "baby" of yours has now adapted to its environment, becoming faster and stronger than ever. It can grab glassware off the counter and smash it to bits or drop stray kitchen knives on unsuspecting toes. Maybe even its own toes, just to prove that it feels no pain.
Nothing in your life will ever be the same again. Fleeing for your life is now a perfectly rational option.
You knew this day was coming, but like your own impending death, you ignored it because it felt so far away that it seemed to be a mere fantasy. Well, now it's here, and all hope has slipped through your fingers. You're out of time. That toddler could be grabbing anything right now, and you'll have no idea what it is until it's too late. For all you know, your very life could currently be in danger.
Clear your counters and save yourself while you still can. If you still can. And this time, don't ignore your friends and family when they warn you that your toddler, like the velociraptors in Jurassic Park, will soon learn to open doors.
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