California has introduced an official LGBT Business Enterprise certificate, which comes with all sorts of cool tax breaks if you're a certified gay. Sounds great, right? However, the state is doing its due diligence by testing all applicants to determine if they are gay enough.
Here are 10 questions California is asking before you can be officially certified as gay:
Tell us about your favorite Coldplay concert.
Men — would you go on a date with this person? (show photo of undercover James O'Keefe)
Would you ever consider visiting Canada?
Please finish this lyric: "Helloooo Dolly, well hellooo Dolly, it's so...."
Are you now, or have you ever been, a fan of the Los Angeles Dodgers?
Why are the new Star Wars movies superior to the original trilogy?
Hold up your fingers to show us how many STDs you are being treated for right now.
On a scale of 0 to 10, how much do you love Chick-fil-A? (Only 0 is acceptable)
Please demonstrate for us "The Electric Slide".
Does the city of Sodom in the Bible sound awesome or what?
Good luck out there proving your gayness, folks.
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