Presbyterian Church Asks Congregants To Please Silence All Movements Of The Spirit Before Service
Church · Aug 15, 2016 · BabylonBee.com

GREENFIELD, SC - In order to promote a distraction-free, comfortable worship experience "without any of that Spirit funny business," an elder at Grace Presbyterian Church of Greenfield reportedly took a moment before Sunday morning service to politely ask congregants to "please silence or turn off all movements of the Holy Spirit, out of respect for your fellow church members." The elder went on to clarify that "if you must respond to an urgent or personal call of the Holy Spirit upon your life, please be courteous to those around you by taking the call out in the foyer, rather than rudely interrupting the service. Thank you for your cooperation."


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