BEVERLY HILLS, CA — At a lavish gender reveal party attended by Hollywood elite, a popular young celebrity announced that her unborn baby is trans.
"After three abortions, I am finally having a trans baby," the celebrity said. "It kicks a lot, which proves that the gender assigned by its genes is wrong. I'm having a little trans-boy!"
"Which is great timing. They're so in right now," she added.
According to a report in Variety, the party was attended by notable celebrities Annette Bening, Robert De Niro, Jamie Lee Curtis, and other celebrities with trans children. Speculation that the close-knit circle of trans supporters influenced the celebrity mother has been vehemently denied by the celebrity's publicist.
Footage captured by paparazzi showed that the gender reveal was conducted by releasing hundreds of genetically modified blue and pink roosters from a large, oversized cake. The roosters, intended to signify the dawn of a new day for the expectant mother, proceeded to peck themselves to death.
"I knew ahead of time the baby was trans," said family friend Charlize Theron. "I knew the same way I knew my three-year-old was trans. It was clear as day."
At publishing time, the pregnant Hollywood celebrity announced their trans baby was also indigenous and neurodivergent.
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