Pelosi Grateful Botox Helping Her Keep Straight Face All Night

Politics · Mar 1, 2022 · BabylonBee.com

Rumors swirl about the current condition of Senator Mitch McConnell, but his staff have come out to say that even if he were dead he will still be able to finish his term.

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Pelosi Grateful Botox Helping Her Keep Straight Face All Night

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