Ted Cruz Really Wishing He Were In Cancun Right Now

Politics · Mar 1, 2022 · BabylonBee.com

Image for article: Ted Cruz Really Wishing He Were In Cancun Right Now

Mission accomplished: Satan has just confirmed that Jesus of Nazareth was crucified and will never be coming back.

Previous

Next

Trending Articles

Matt Walsh Jumps Out Of Bushes At Easter Egg Hunt To Inform The Kids Bunnies Laying Eggs Is Biologically Impossible - Article image

Worldviews · Apr 18, 2025 · 137

Matt Walsh Jumps Out Of Bushes At Easter Egg Hunt To Inform The Kids Bunnies Laying Eggs Is Biologically Impossible

NASHVILLE, TN - A local community Easter egg hunt ground to a halt yesterday as conservative commentator Matt Walsh kept jumping out from nearby bushe...

'Wheeeeee I'm An Astronaut!' Exclaims Katy Perry During Ride On Disneyland Astro Orbiter - Article image

Celebs · Apr 17, 2025 · 73

'Wheeeeee I'm An Astronaut!' Exclaims Katy Perry During Ride On Disneyland Astro Orbiter

ANAHEIM, CA - Singer and TV personality Katy Perry inspired dozens Thursday after declaring she was an astronaut following a brief ride on Disneyland'...

10 People We'd Like To Launch Into Space - Article image

Sponsored · Apr 16, 2025 · 163

10 People We'd Like To Launch Into Space

Following the success of the Blue Origin space mission that sent Katy Perry into space, many have wondered: why we didn't shoot her out there before? ...

Cain Raises $1,000,000 In Crowdfunding Donations After Killing Abel - Article image

Scripture · Apr 17, 2025 · 79

Cain Raises $1,000,000 In Crowdfunding Donations After Killing Abel

EAST OF EDEN - Public opinion was heavily divided this week after accused murderer Cain raised $1,000,000 in crowdfunding donations after killing his ...

Liberals Warn Enforcing Immigration Law Is A Slippery Slope That May Lead To Enforcing Other Laws - Article image

U.S. · Apr 17, 2025 · 66

Liberals Warn Enforcing Immigration Law Is A Slippery Slope That May Lead To Enforcing Other Laws

U.S. - With politicians and pundits still involved in heated debates over the legality of the deportation of an MS-13 gang member, liberals warned the...

American Hostages In Gaza Disguise Themselves As MS-13 Gang Members So Democrats Will Fight To Bring Them Home - Article image

World · Apr 16, 2025 · 87

American Hostages In Gaza Disguise Themselves As MS-13 Gang Members So Democrats Will Fight To Bring Them Home

GAZA - In a desperate attempt to return to family and friends they haven't seen in over a year and a half, American hostages being held by Hamas repor...

Support

Our Sites

Socials

Other Links

YouTube
RSS

© 2025 Babylon Bee. All rights reserved.