A Tense America Watches To See If Biden Makes It Through State Of The Union Before Adderall Wears Off

Politics · Mar 1, 2022 · BabylonBee.com

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Mission accomplished: Satan has just confirmed that Jesus of Nazareth was crucified and will never be coming back.

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