U.S. — With just a few days left until September 5th, NFL fans across the country expressed growing excitement for the upcoming start of Taylor Swift season.
Following last year's memorable season, football fans are looking forward to several more exciting months of constant cutaways to global entertainment star Taylor Swift after every single play of each Kansas City Chiefs game.
"We've been waiting all year long for this!" said excited Chiefs fan Jordan Vaughan. "We've enjoyed a nice spring and summer, but life just isn't the same without settling into my recliner on Sunday afternoon to see shots of Taylor Swift sitting in a luxury suite cheering for her boyfriend. September starts this weekend, which means it's time to kick off another Taylor Swift season, baby!"
TV network executives were prepared to capitalize on the fan frenzy by giving the audience what they wanted. "We know what our viewers want in a football broadcast," said Rick Cordella, President of NBC Sports. "We've spent the offseason brainstorming new ways to shoehorn even more Taylor Swift content into each and every game to make sure she's shown on screen as much as possible. All that preparation will culminate next Thursday when the 2024 Taylor Swift season kicks off!"
At publishing time, Kansas City Chiefs fans were already deep into planning their first Taylor Swift watch parties of the season, with plenty of snacks and drinks on hand for people to grab in the kitchen whenever the TV wasn't showing a shot of Taylor Swift.
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