Newly Announced Sequel 'Sound Of Freedom 2' Features Jim Caviezel Going After Andrew Tate
Entertainment · Jul 12, 2023 · BabylonBee.com

U.S. — Thanks to the runaway success of the anti-sex trafficking film Sound of Freedom, Angel Studios has already announced a sequel, which will feature Jim Caviezel's character tracking down notorious international sex trafficker Andrew Tate.

"We're really upping the ante with this sequel," said Producer Eduardo Verástegui. "The action will be more hard-hitting, the pace will be unrelenting, and it will feature our hero hunting down the biggest scumbag he's ever faced: the 'Top G' himself. You won't want to miss this!"

Sources from within the new project gave clues about the story, which has Jim Caviezel easily track down Tate within the first five minutes due to Tate's constant posting on social media, as well as his easily-recognizable weak jawline which is visible from miles away. The movie will then feature a tense Bugatti car chase through the streets of Dubai and end in a climactic fistfight atop Jeffrey Epstein's island temple.

"I do not condone this slanderous portrayal of me, the great Andrew Tate," said Andrew Tate. "This is a blatant matrix attack against me. My red-pilled bros will not stand for this!"

At publishing time, Angel Studios had also announced the villain for the 3rd film in the franchise: Hunter Biden.


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