U.S.—A new edition of the Bible released by Charisma House publishing includes hundreds of blank pages sandwiched between the book of Revelation and the usual array of maps of the Bible lands, sources confirmed Friday.
The new pages, intended to be used for regular, personal revelation from God directly to present-day Christians, reportedly come completely blank, so new authoritative directives from the Almighty can be added to the canon.
“Believers receiving private prophecies and words from the Lord have often been confused as to whether these revelations carry the same authority as Scripture,” a Charisma House representative said Friday. “Now, with the Personal Revelation Edition of the Holy Scriptures, you won’t have to wonder anymore, as every whisper from the Lord into your ear can be recorded right in the Bible and instantly adopted into the canon as the inerrant Word of God.”
According to the representative, the Bible is also available in a digital edition, which is fully editable and amendable as new words come from the Lord.
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