Nabisco Introduces Long-Awaited Chick-fil-A Sauce-Stuffed Oreos
Life · May 6, 2024 ·

EAST HANOVER, NJ — America's favorite cookie unveiled yet another flavor variation this week, as Nabisco introduced its long-awaited Chick-fil-A Sauce-Stuffed Oreos.

The popular treat, traditionally white creme sandwiched between two thin chocolate cookies, gained a reputation in recent years for releasing a wide range of flavors — both frequently requested and seemingly unimaginable — to add more variety to its lineup, leading to the highly anticipated team-up with Chick-fil-A for a creme based on the restaurant's famous sauce.

"It's a flavor no one ever dreamed of wanting," said spokesman Sam Pantuso for Mondelez International, the parent company of both Oreo and its long-time maker Nabisco. "We take great pride in coming up with some of the most unexpected flavors to incorporate into our world-famous Oreo cookies. You never in a million years thought you would see Chick-fil-A Sauce-flavored Oreos, did you? And yet, here they are! As our friends at Chick-fil-A would say, it's ‘our pleasure!'"

The new flavor joins a long line of new variations on the famous cookies, including Freshly Mowed Grass Oreos ("Just in time for summer!" Pantuso said), Double-Baconator Oreos (in cooperation with Wendy's), and the very special Adrenochrome-Stuffed Oreos (which, according to Pantuso, will only be available in Washington, D.C. by special order.)

Though some flavors seem, on the surface, to have very little demand, Nabisco pledged to continue its quest for more variety. "We're going to keep going until we run out of flavors," Pantuso promised. "Once we introduce ‘Oreo-Flavored Oreos,' you'll know we've reached the end of the line."

At publishing time, Nabisco denied it was in the early stages of creating Liberal Tears-Stuffed Oreos at the request of Donald Trump's presidential campaign.

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