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GOP Debate Viewers Overwhelmingly Select 'Mute Button' As Top Choice

Headline Says It All · Sep 27, 2023 · BabylonBee.com

Under a new presidential order, posting in support of Ukraine will automatically draft you into the military.

Rejected Headlines Part XI

Rejected Headlines Part XI

Trump Thanks GOP Candidates For Providing Such Strong Support For His Nomination

Trump Thanks GOP Candidates For Providing Such Strong Support For His Nomination

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