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GOP Debate Viewers Overwhelmingly Select 'Mute Button' As Top Choice
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Sep 27, 2023 · BabylonBee.com
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Unitarian President Reaffirms Belief That A Man Should Not Speak In Church
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10 Changes Hegseth Is Making To Military Health Requirements
New military fitness standards were all the buzz today, as Secretary of War Pete Hegseth announced that all personnel would be expected to meet higher...
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