Monkey With Typewriter Produces Reasonable Alternative To Green New Deal

Politics · Apr 3, 2019 · BabylonBee.com

Image for article: Monkey With Typewriter Produces Reasonable Alternative To Green New Deal

A Babylon Bee subscriber contributed to this report. If you want to pitch your own headline ideas to our staff, click here to check out all of our membership options!

Previous

Next

Babylon Bee Stream

Trending Articles

Top 10 Attractions To Check Out When You Go To Heaven - Article image

Theology · Feb 16, 2026 · 85

Top 10 Attractions To Check Out When You Go To Heaven

Everyone assumes that Heaven is going to be amazing, but do you know what you'll actually get to see and do there? Knowing what's there can help you p...

Trump Honors Hillary Clinton With New Federal Holiday 'Almost Presidents Day' - Article image

Politics · Feb 16, 2026 · 85

Trump Honors Hillary Clinton With New Federal Holiday 'Almost Presidents Day'

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Hillary Clinton's long career in politics finally met with the recognition it deserved when the United States created a new federal...

Toddler Review: This Book Has A Mind-Blowing Twist That You'll Never See Coming. It Will Change You Forever. - Article image

Op-Ed · Feb 16, 2026 · 61

Toddler Review: This Book Has A Mind-Blowing Twist That You'll Never See Coming. It Will Change You Forever.

Few things make bedtime more palatable than a good story. It often serves as the bridge between reality and the waking world of dreams. However, on oc...

Democrats Warn Voter ID Will Disenfranchise Key Voting Demographic Of People Too Stupid To Get An ID - Article image

Politics · Feb 16, 2026 · 64

Democrats Warn Voter ID Will Disenfranchise Key Voting Demographic Of People Too Stupid To Get An ID

WASHINGTON, D.C. - As the United States Senate progressed toward voting on the SAVE Act, Democrats warned that requiring voter ID would disenfranchise...

Trump Boasts He Now Has Highest Approval Rating Of Any Current U.S. President - Article image

Politics · Feb 16, 2026 · 47

Trump Boasts He Now Has Highest Approval Rating Of Any Current U.S. President

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Donald Trump proudly announced Monday that he now has the highest approval rating of any current U.S. president.

The Babylon Bee Presents: Free Valentine's Day Cards You Can Print And Give To That Special Someone - Article image

Life · Feb 14, 2026 · 110

The Babylon Bee Presents: Free Valentine's Day Cards You Can Print And Give To That Special Someone

The Babylon Bee has put together an absolutely incredible set of Valentine's Day cards that your special someone will absolutely love. The best part? ...

Support

Our Sites

Socials

Other Links

YouTube
RSS

© 2026 Babylon Bee. All rights reserved.