GREEN BAY, WI — Local man Bill Green was outed as a literal Nazi when someone overheard him saying in public that we should have some laws and borders.
Green was out with his family, enjoying his favorite local Mexican food joint, On The Border, when a conversation about politics came up. That is when the mask slipped, and Bill outed himself as a total Nazi.
"I know politics is controversial, but I think a nation needs some laws and maybe some borders if it's going to be a nation at all," said the raging fascist, while munching on his queso birria tacos. "Man, these tacos and margaritas are so good."
Chaos immediately ensued as other diners did their civic duty to point out how much of a Nazi he was.
"Nazi! Nazi! We found a Nazi over here!" yelled other patrons of the restaurant as they all got their phones out to record Green.
"What? What did I do?" he asked while raising his right hand slightly.
"See! He's doing the Nazi salute!" yelled the growing mob.
Witnesses said Green tried to address the angry crowd, but after he tried to wipe his mouth with a napkin, he somehow left a dark-looking smudge on his upper lip.
"He even has a Hitler mustache to look like his favorite dictator! He's literally Hitler! Get him!"
Green then reportedly fled the scene, leaving the mob to then turn against the manager for having the word "border" in the name of the restaurant and for allowing a known Nazi to enter the building.
At publishing time, the manager of On The Border had somehow smoothed things over with everybody when he informed them that there was no ice, which sadly also meant they couldn't make any more frozen margaritas.
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