NEW YORK, NY — A statement from the mayor's office confirmed Zohran Mamdani was following the situation in Venezuela very closely and would have more to report after his classified morning briefing, which he receives from watching The View.
The classified briefing, hosted by Whoopi Goldberg, Joy Behar, Sunny Hostin, Sara Haines, Alyssa Farah Griffin, and Ana Navarro, airs every morning on ABC at 11 a.m. sharp.
"Yes, Whoopi. Tell me your secrets," Mamdani reportedly said as sunlight filtered through the closed blinds of his office, framing his eyes in mystery. "Tell me everything."
According to sources, today's highly sensitive briefing featured special guest Rep. Jasmine Crockett of Texas and covered topics like Trump's involvement in the January 6 attack on the Capitol five years ago, and what new fashions are in for fall.
"I think that if Nicolás Maduro were here, he would agree floral is back in style," Joy Behar bravely said as Mamdani took copious notes.
Mamdani is reportedly eager for tomorrow's briefing, where Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene will deliver her report on the Jews.
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