SOMEWHERE IN THE NEVADA DESERT — U.S. President Donald Trump was spotted fleeing from international cops in a high-speed chase after allegedly breaking international law again.
The International Police Squad is an elite law enforcement team that has been imbued with all the power and authority of the international community to enforce international laws, which are not "fake and gay" at all, as some claim. The sitting president of the United States set their alarm bells off after deciding to protect his country from a narcoterrorist communist dictator who was actively harming the people of Venezuela and the United States.
"You can't do that, that breaks international law," said international law expert Bob Law. "A sitting U.S. President has to sit back and allow a tinpot dictator to do whatever he wants to both his own people and to the United States. That's just the law that all nations have agreed upon."
Trump reportedly decided to ignore international law, and that is how Donald Trump found himself, pedal to the metal, in the middle of the Nevada desert being chased by international police in squad cars and helicopters.
"Donald John Trump, you are officially being placed under international arrest," shouted the international police from their international megaphones as they sped through the barren desert highway at speeds of over 100 miles per hour.
"You'll never catch me alive, International Police Squad!" shouted Trump as he fled from the crime scene. "You're too slow, and I'm too fast. I'm off to break more international laws now as we speak. Ta ta!"
At publishing time, Donald Trump had gotten away from the International Police Squad yet again and had broken 9 more international laws that we know of.
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