Unsubscribing from spam texts is well known, but did you know you can also unsubscribe from your wife? All you have to do is text back "UNSUBSCRIBE" and she's legally required to stop.
It's the law. Texting law.
Just try this simple life hack out the next time she's texting you about groceries or her hair or Janice or whatever. Send her a quick "UNSUBSCRIBE" and it all goes away.
"Can you pick up some milk on your way home from work?"
UNSUBSCRIBE
"ur son punched a kid at school."
UNSUBSCRIBE
"I think someone is trying to break into the house"
UNSUBSCRIBE
Women, am I right? They always be texting! Take your life back today and unsubscribe from your wife's pointless texts.
*WARNING: Unsubscribing from your wife's texts does not prohibit her from talking to you in person. You may be subject to scorn in various forms and we at The Babylon Bee are not liable for what she may or may not do to you.
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