U.S. — Donald Trump's appointment of key administration officials got off to a rocky start this week, as liberals became enraged at the notion of having a Border Czar who vowed to secure the border.
With Tom Homan being placed in charge of the border, Democrats and other left-leaning people expressed outrage at Trump's audacity in selecting a Border Czar who will perform the duties of a Border Czar.
"Who does this guy think he is?" asked Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. "Where does someone who has been appointed Border Czar get off securing the nation's border? Does he know that other people who were in charge of the border did the same job while allowing anyone who wanted to come into the country to do so without being stopped? But here's this new guy who wants to secure the border after being put in charge of securing the border. Make it make sense."
Other liberals were also angered by the potential consequences of Homan's arrival. "Destroying the country will be a lot more difficult now," said Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer. "It now sounds like this new Border Czar will overstep his bounds and seek to protect the United States and its citizens, which is something none of us ever imagined. Who would even conceive of such a thing? But, sadly, this is Donald Trump's America."
At publishing time, liberals were reportedly preparing to stage mass protests to express displeasure with the idea that Trump's administration may also feature someone running the Health Department in such a way that may eventually lead to Americans being healthier.
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