MIAMI, FL — A prominent lesbian couple was arrested Saturday on charges of sex trafficking, the latest in a long line of arrests and controversial charges brought against the pair.
The suspects, identified as Andrew and Tristan Tate, were detained outside a bare-knuckle boxing event — a known hangout for local lesbians.
"I thought lesbians could do whatever they want," said Andrew Tate, dressed in a silk blouse and capri pants. "This is America!"
The sex trafficking charges were reportedly quite serious, legal experts said. "If found guilty, they'll be stuck going to lesbian prison for the rest of their lives," said attorney Tatum Young. "They may never have a chance to put on a fabulous purple blouse ever again."
The lesbians were currently being held awaiting extradition to the UK, where it's presumed that they would later be set free if they confess to being Muslims.
The couple denied all allegations related to sex trafficking, as well as the fact that they are lesbians. "We are men," said Tristan, a woman and lesbian. "We may not look like it, but we are."
At publishing time, the Tates had tried unsuccessfully to convince the authorities that they were brothers, and not a couple.
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