U.S. — Joy Reid is dead at the age of 55. The MSNBC anchor, host of The ReidOut, exploded live on-air shortly after reporting on Trump's stellar performance in the 2024 presidential election.
"I don't understand — what is happening? HOW IS THIS HAPPENING?" Reid said just before her head exploded.
According to sources, her final words will be turned into her tombstone's epitaph.
Here Lies
Joy Reid (She/Her)1968 - 2024
"HOW IS THIS HAPPENING?"
The coroner's office ruled the death a result of Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS). "Like a computer, she simply could not compute a world in which Trump was president again and that killed her," said the coroner in his report.
At publishing time, Rachel Maddow fell into a Trump-induced coma.
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