HEAVEN—In a statement issued through a heavenly representative, the Lord of all creation reminded the nation that he will one day burn all the American flags and also everything else in existence.
"If you're offended by someone burning an American flag, just remember that one day Jesus is going to burn all of them and also everything else in all creation before He makes all things new," the angelic messenger said. The angel pointed Christians who were offended by the burning of the symbol of an earthly kingdom to the book of 2 Peter, where the Word of God says that "the heavens will disappear with a roar; the elements will be destroyed by fire, and the earth and everything done in it will be laid bare."
"So, yeah, flag burning can be a little immature, but just remember: Jesus is going to burn all of the flags everywhere," the angel added.
To Christians who were triggered by the idea that America won't last forever, the angel pointed to the declaration by the prophet Daniel that while earthly kingdoms will pass away, "the God of heaven will set up a kingdom that will never be destroyed."
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