Have you ever been at your desk and suddenly wondered what day it was?
Boy, have we got something amazing for you: the official 2027 Babylon Bee desk calendar.
Each of the 365 lovingly crafted pages of this retro time-keeping device tells you what day it is (as long as you have it open to the right day). But even more importantly, the calendar displays a classic Babylon Bee headline illustrated in full color.
Your coworkers will all think to themselves, "Wow, that right there is a guy who both appreciates witty satire and also knows what day it is."
Features:
365 days of classic Babylon Bee headlines and images.
A fresh laugh every day, guaranteed.*
Perfect for the office, your home, car, bathroom, or virtually anywhere you want to know what day it is.
A great gift for any conservative - an even better gift for the liberal in your life.
It is go time, ladies and gentlemen - head over to The Babylon Bee store and order yours right this instant.
These will ship in late November - so there's still time to order for Christmas, and you'll have them well before the New Year.
But don't wait - Seth is a cheapskate and has no faith in our ability to sell Babylon Bee products, so he only let us order a limited number for the first run. We think these will probably sell out in the next week, so order soon!
*guarantee only applies to people with a great sense of humor. If you don't laugh, that's on you
