Racism is everywhere, behind every corner, under every rock, always waiting to infect your mind like an extraterrestrial parasite when you least expect it. That's why it's our top priority at The Babylon Bee to help you not be racist at all times.

Some politicians in Washington have announced that the filibuster is very very racist. Are they correct? We put this very important flowchart together to help clarify things for you. You're welcome!

Judges at a school spelling bee are stumped and infuriated when a child dares to ask them for a definition of the word “woman.”