Racism is everywhere, behind every corner, under every rock, always waiting to infect your mind like an extraterrestrial parasite when you least expect it. That's why it's our top priority at The Babylon Bee to help you not be racist at all times. 

Some politicians in Washington have announced that the filibuster is very very racist. Are they correct? We put this very important flowchart together to help clarify things for you. You're welcome! 

Kyle Mann was just minding his own business, when- BOOP! A wild Gender Fairy appeared!