WASHINGTON, D.C.—In an apparent technical error, President Trump appeared in front of the seal of the Galactic Empire during a speech at a Turning Point USA summit earlier this week.
Event coordinators were attempting to project the Presidential Seal onto the screen but inadvertently selected the official crest of Palpatine's Galactic Empire while prepping for the event, causing Trump to give his remarks in front of the iconic seal.
The employee who made the mistake was fired and subsequently Force-choked.
"I find your lack of faith disturbing," Trump said, berating the frightened, cowering employee afterward. "Very sad amount of faith---maybe the least faith ever. Sad! You are as clumsy as you are stupid."
Trump then raised his hand, causing an invisible force to slowly lift the man in the air as he reached for his rapidly constricting throat.
"You have failed me for the last time." He then crumpled to the floor.
"You are in command now," Trump said, nodding at a nearby Turning Point intern, who gulped.
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