BATON ROUGE, LA — In a miracle outstripping even the raising of Lazarus from the dead, Jesus healed 40-year-old John Stephens of all the weird sounds his joints make every time he moves.
Thousands have reportedly come to faith in Christ after witnessing Stephens get up out of a chair without his joints sounding like someone crushing a box of graham crackers.
"This miracle tops them all," said Stephens, weeping for joy. "Standing up from the couch used to sound like a garage door being closed on a grocery cart. Now, nothing! Glory be!"
Friends who had known Stephens for years were reportedly left stunned by the mighty power of Jesus. "Truly, He must be the Christ," said eyewitness Sharon Mitchell. "Who else could perform such signs and wonders? No one has ever done such a thing."
At publishing time, Stephens had been seen walking and leaping and praising God without his joints making a single "pop."
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