WASHINGTON, D.C. — Federal immigration authorities announced today that Congresswoman Ilhan Omar would be deported from the United States to Dearborn, Michigan.
A Department of Justice investigation had uncovered falsified records used by Omar to illegally gain American citizenship. Upon revoking her citizenship, the DOJ signed off on an immediate deportation order, and Omar was placed on a one-way flight to Dearborn.
"Omar will finally be gone from the country she so deeply despises," announced Border Czar Tom Homan. "We wanted to send her somewhere she would feel more at home, and this saved us about $1,400 on airfare. It's not every day you can carry out an international deportation on a domestic Southwest flight."
The operation briefly stalled when an airline employee tried to argue that Dearborn was located within the United States. Federal officials reportedly advised the employee to visit Dearborn before making any further statements.
Civil rights advocates protested the deportation, stating that it was cruel to send a U.S. Representative to a dangerous third-world country. "In Dearborn, women are not allowed to move about freely or dress how they wish. There is no freedom of speech or religion," said civil rights lawyer Ben Adams. "It is beyond evil to send Omar to such an awful place."
At publishing time, immigration agents stated that they would not be returning the phone they had confiscated from Omar, but she could have her pager back.
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