U.S. — As weather reports came in about Hurricane Milton taking the shape of the Star of David just before making landfall with the western coast of Florida, Georgia Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene was heard telling anyone who would listen she had warned them about this.
"I told you so!" Greene shouted to reporters outside the Capitol. "They control the weather! And I think it's obvious now who 'they' are!"
Hurricane Milton, which had escalated to a Category 5 storm as of Tuesday morning, was predicted by government weather experts to potentially be the most destructive force in Florida since Donald Trump.
"I've never seen clouds form sharp edges like a star before," said meteorologist Darla Sheets of Channel 3 Action News. "Maybe the Jews really do control the weather. But why would they want to attack Florida? Aren't a bunch of them there?"
Rep. Greene had an answer for that. "They're trying to throw us off by attacking the people most in support of Israel," she said. "Then — BOOM! — hurricane right over the White House. It's all part of the plan!"
Greene, who recently said "they" control the weather without any corroborating evidence, now sees the crisis as vindication. "I told you all! Now it's too late! You're all going to die!"
At publishing time, sources within Marjorie Taylor Greene's inner circle disclosed the congresswoman was worried to hear about the formation of Tropical Storm Moyshe in the Gulf of Mexico with a track predicted to move directly toward her house.
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