CHAPPAQUA, NY — Hillary Clinton, who famously shattered the glass ceiling for all of womankind, took to Twitter Wednesday morning with a touching tweet for Fox News on-air personality Tucker Carlson in which she expressed her condolences for his upcoming suicide.
"Bill and I were saddened to hear of the passing of @TuckerCarlson Tuesday. We may not have agreed politically, but he was certainly a person. Our warmest condolences to his loved ones, if he had any. #suicideisnottheanswer," she tweeted.
The viral tweet trended for several hours until people started to point out that Hillary Clinton could not possibly know of Tucker's mental state and must be threatening to have the media darling murdered. The tweet then mysteriously disappeared, along with two Twitter employees who are now presumed dead.
"Weird," said authorities. "Coincidences, am I right?"
Tucker Carlson has been under tremendous fire in recent weeks due to his unapologetic airing of January 6 footage which appears to undermine the leftist narrative. But experts believe Clinton has no stake in the January 6 narrative and just hates Tucker Carlson.
At publishing time, Tucker Carlson gave the camera a confused but concerned look as he read the tweet live on his program Tucker Carlson Tonight.
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