Sup Fam! Are Y'all Ready To 'Get Turnt' And 'Yolo' On Fleek For Jesus? Yeet!
Opinion · Feb 5, 2020 ·

Opinion piece by Youth Pastor Evan "Baller" Branson

Yooooooooooo family of God, what is up, my homies! 

Are y'all ready to "get turnt" and "YOLO" on fleek for Jesus, peeps? 


I was just chillin' with my home dawg Jesus this week, doing my lit devos, and He said to me, "Baller, I need you to reach these kids fo me, yo!" 

And I was like, "Fo shizzle, J-Dawg! What should I dish out?"

And he was like, "Just tell 'em I love 'em, and throw some shade on that devil, my man! Aight, I'm out. Peace!"

Isn't that wicked sick? So I'm sittin' up here on this stool rappin' wit y'all now, and I just want y'all to know that Jesus loves you, like, one. Hundo. P.

Like, bruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh! Totes blowin' my mind even thinkin' about it.

So next time you're yeeting it up with your squad, just take a sec and ask yourself if Jesus would be tight with you Netflix and chillin' wit yo bae.

I ain't trippin'. The devil trippin'.


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