Here's One Great Tip For Watching The Oscars Tonight

Entertainment · Feb 24, 2019 · BabylonBee.com

Image for article: Here's One Great Tip For Watching The Oscars Tonight

Don't watch the Oscars tonight.

Previous

Next

Shop The Bee

Trending Articles

9 Changes New Prime Minister Will Bring To Canada - Article image

Politics · Apr 29, 2025 · 107

9 Changes New Prime Minister Will Bring To Canada

Mark Carney defeated conservative challenger Pierre Poilievre in Canada's 2025 federal election to become the next Prime Minister of America's 51st st...

Wife Beginning To Suspect Husband's Thoughtful, Relevant Responses To Her Texts Might Be A.I. Generated - Article image

Family · Apr 29, 2025 · 61

Wife Beginning To Suspect Husband's Thoughtful, Relevant Responses To Her Texts Might Be A.I. Generated

STOCKTON, CA - According to sources, local wife Sue Page is beginning to suspect that her husband's thoughtful and relevant responses to her texts mig...

Women Shocked To Learn Pill Designed To Murder Babies Might Not Be Safe - Article image

Health · Apr 28, 2025 · 95

Women Shocked To Learn Pill Designed To Murder Babies Might Not Be Safe

SEATTLE - Women across the country have been shocked to learn that mifepristone and misoprostol, pills designed to murder babies in the womb, might no...

Media Says No Evidence Demon-Horned Man With Sith Tattoos And Red Lightsaber A Member Of The Sith - Article image

Media · Apr 30, 2025 · 56

Media Says No Evidence Demon-Horned Man With Sith Tattoos And Red Lightsaber A Member Of The Sith

CORUSCANT - Despite rampant allegations regarding the appearance of a dark-robed figure engaging in nefarious activities on various star systems, the ...

Canada Surpasses California As State With Most Liberal Governor - Article image

Politics · Apr 29, 2025 · 76

Canada Surpasses California As State With Most Liberal Governor

OTTAWA - The status quo among America's red and blue states was shaken up last night, as with the election of Mark Carney, Canada officially surpassed...

Kamala Harris Livestream Speech Will Charge $25 To Use Mute Button - Article image

Celebs · Apr 29, 2025 · 78

Kamala Harris Livestream Speech Will Charge $25 To Use Mute Button

U.S. - An upcoming live-streamed speech by former Vice President Kamala Harris will reportedly charge viewers $25 to mute her.

Support

Our Sites

Socials

Other Links

YouTube
RSS

© 2025 Babylon Bee. All rights reserved.