Grammar Enthusiast Who Knew What You Meant Just Gonna Go Ahead And Correct You Anyway
Life · Sep 1, 2023 · BabylonBee.com

MADISON, WI — During an online conversation pontificating over the pros and cons of a subject no one will remember in just a few short days, user BERNIER00LZ replied to your suggestion that "You're opinions are wrong," with the curt correction "*Your" while knowing full well exactly what you meant.

The following exchange ensued:

SKYRIM4JESUS: You know what I mean you don't have to be a scold.

BERNIER00LZ: You forgot a comma.

SKYRIM4JESUS: what

BERNIER00LZ: Oh boy, you skipped capitalizing and punctuating your "sentence" there, friend.

SKYRIM4JESUS: Let's just get back on the topic that your opinions are worse then the economy.

BERNIER00LZ: Your grammar is worse THAN your mom's kissing skills.

SKYRIM4JESUS: Wow sick burn bernie.

NFT_QUEEN: Hey friend, I heard you've been looking for a legit way to make legit bucks! Link in bio! 💰💰💰

BERNIER00LZ: Is your comma key broken or something?

SKYRIM4JESUS: I can't even.

BERNIER00LZ: THAT IS NOT A SENTENCE!

SKYRIM4JESUS: But do you understand what I mean?

BERNIER00LZ: I am physically unable to get passed your absolute carnage of the English language!

SKYRIM4JESUS: *past

At publishing time, you were still intrepidly engaged with BERNIER00LZ over grammatical crimes and had completely forgotten about the original subject matter of whether cats could be mayors.


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