MADISON, WI — During an online conversation pontificating over the pros and cons of a subject no one will remember in just a few short days, user BERNIER00LZ replied to your suggestion that "You're opinions are wrong," with the curt correction "*Your" while knowing full well exactly what you meant.
The following exchange ensued:
SKYRIM4JESUS: You know what I mean you don't have to be a scold.
BERNIER00LZ: You forgot a comma.
SKYRIM4JESUS: what
BERNIER00LZ: Oh boy, you skipped capitalizing and punctuating your "sentence" there, friend.
SKYRIM4JESUS: Let's just get back on the topic that your opinions are worse then the economy.
BERNIER00LZ: Your grammar is worse THAN your mom's kissing skills.
SKYRIM4JESUS: Wow sick burn bernie.
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BERNIER00LZ: Is your comma key broken or something?
SKYRIM4JESUS: I can't even.
BERNIER00LZ: THAT IS NOT A SENTENCE!
SKYRIM4JESUS: But do you understand what I mean?
BERNIER00LZ: I am physically unable to get passed your absolute carnage of the English language!
SKYRIM4JESUS: *past
At publishing time, you were still intrepidly engaged with BERNIER00LZ over grammatical crimes and had completely forgotten about the original subject matter of whether cats could be mayors.
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