HEAVEN — Heavenly sources report that the Lord has decided it is once again time to wipe out most of humanity after Kentucky Fried Chicken released the Oreo Chicken Sandwich.
"Okay, time to start over," sighed a Heavenly herald, looking upon the great abomination that is the Oreo Chicken Sandwich. "I shall go and report this grave new horror to the Almighty. We cannot let this one slide, I'm afraid. The earth must be cleansed of this evil."
Rumblings of the new product reverberated through the Heavenly realm, with many believing the Oreo Chicken Sandwich to be the final sign of the irredeemable state of the human race. "There is no coming back from this. The righteous cry out for justice against the makers of this unholy outrage," said an angel. "We must begin our search immediately for who shall be spared in the next ark."
As the rains began to fall, many cried out against the Lord, lashing out at a God who could be so cruel as to wipe out so many people. However, after gazing upon the Oreo Chicken Sandwich, they fell and worshipped God for sending the flood to save them from this new devilry.
At publishing time, the flood had reportedly been turned up a notch for something called "The Rings of Power."
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