WASHINGTON, DC — Citizens of the United States have proposed repealing the right for women to vote, but only for those women who vocally support child-murderer Lindsay Clancy.
A recent survey shows that while most Americans initially thought women voting was a good idea, the wave of public female support for serial child killer Lindsay Clancy has prompted many to feel that there ought to be some exceptions.
"Maybe we should have gone with 'Not-crazy-women's suffrage," said local man Tom Durden. "Don't get me wrong, I don't think women are inherently less able than men, or valuable, any of those things. I just don't think the people throwing up heart signs for toddler murder should be choosing our elected officials. Call me old-fashioned."
According the survey results, 94% of Americans agreed that women who support Lindsay Clancy should not be allowed to vote, run for office, or be anywhere near other human beings. "I'm a woman, but watching this unfold, I can admit it's time for some guardrails around the 19th Amendment," said local woman Clarissa Madsen. "Any chick who writes 'We are all Lindsay' on their Instagram account -- I'm sorry, but no ballot for you. Or sharp objects, or flames, or anything else."
At publishing time, Americans had also agreed to repeal the 19th Amendment for any woman who listens to Candace Owens.
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