ST. GEORGE, UT — Local dad Sam Weaver struck a fatal blow against his teenage daughter's obsession with TikTok on Thursday by joining it himself, therefore rendering it uncool.
"It was tough, but after almost three hours, I figured out how to make an account," Weaver said. "It was worth it to get my girl off her phone."
Weaver reportedly made an account where he could post random musings on World War II, which he then proceeded to DM his daughter until she finally snapped.
Witnesses reported a heated argument at the Weaver residence that ended with the teenage daughter, Charlotte, giving up her phone and going outdoors, where she could learn to socialize with other human beings.
"Ugh, Dad, I'm not going to follow you!" his daughter said. "TikTok is so lame now anyway."
"But you'll miss what I think about Hitler!" the dad reportedly argued back. "I don't like him. That's what I think."
At publishing time, Charlotte Weaving started showing an interest in basketball, so her dad would think it was girly and stop hogging the TV.
Protect yourself from the modern day gestapo!
